What are the law firms saying about me? Here are some actual quotes by hiring partners and human resource professionals at actual law firms discussing how truly impressive they think I am:

"[He] has a great resume." - Eric Holder, Attorney General

"I was very impressed with [his] credentials." - Keller and Heckman

"[His] resume is very impressive." - Sheppard Mullin

"[He] has a very interesting background." - Hollingsworth LLP

"[His] background and credentials are impressive." - Patton Boggs

"[His] qualifications are impressive." - Blank Rome

"We were very impressed with [his] qualifications." - Baker Botts

"[His] qualifications are impressive." - Perkins Coie

"We are favorably impressed with [his] personal achievements." - Winston and Strawn

"[His] credentials are impressive." - Nixon Peabody

"We are impressed with the credentials [he] present[ed] as a candidate." - Akerman Senterfitt

"[His] credentials are impressive" - Proskauer Rose LLP

"[He has] excellent credentials and will be a valuable addition to the law firm [he] joins." - Kirkland & Ellis LLP

"We. . . are impressed with [his] credentials." - Alston & Bird, LLP

"[We] were impressed by [his] qualifications." - McKenna Long and Aldridge

"We are very impressed with [his] background." - Weil, Gotshal & Manges, LLP

"[He has] a very impressive background." - Crowell & Moring

"[His] background and resume are very much what we'd be looking for." - Earthjustice, Hawaii

"[His] record is quite impressive." - Clifford Chance LLP

"[He] has a fine record." - Steptoe and Johnson

"[We] came away impressed by [his] record and interests." - Latham and Watkins, LLP

"[His] resume is impressive." - Morgan Lewis

"We find [his] credentials to be impressive." - Finnegan

"[He] has impressive credentials." - Dechert LLP

"We were very impressed with [his] application materials and commitment." - Meyer Glickstein and Crystal

". . . strong qualifications. . ." - Bingham McCutchen LLP.

"[His] qualifications are impressive." - Frommer Lawrence & Haug

"[His] qualifications are impressive." - Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher LLP

"[We are] impressed by [his] qualifications and experience." - Steptoe & Johnson, LLP

"We were impressed by [his] accomplishments and experience." - Pew Center on Global Climate Change

"We were impressed with [his] background and experience." - NOAA Hawaii

". . . substantial accomplishments . . ." Milbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCloy LLP

"[He has] valuable experience" - Adduci, Mastriani & Schaumberg LLP

"[His] skills reflect the kind of legal experience and insight we look for in our attorneys." - Boise, Schiller & Flexner LLP

"[His] educational background and experience are very impressive." - White & Case LLP

"We're interested in [his] skills and background." - Facebook, OGC

"[His] background and credentials are very impressive." - Sterne Kessler Goldstein Fox

"we find [his] credentials most impressive" - Pillsbury Winthrop Shaw Pittman LLP

"[His] academic background and work experience are quite impressive." - Sidley Austin, LLP

"[His] academic record and background are very impressive." - Goodwin Proctor LLP

"[He has] a strong academic background and a very interesting employment history." - Dillon Findley

"[He] has an impressive background." - Kilpatrick Stockton

"[His] resume exhibits a fine level of achievement." - Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom

"We were impressed with [his] resume, academic achievement and experience." - Mitchell Silberberg & Knupp

"[He] certainly has an impressive background, and we are confident [he has] the ability to become a successful lawyer." - Holland & Knight

"[His] resume is impressive, and we are confident that [he] will do well in the practice of law." - Locke Lord Bissell & Liddell

"We are greatly impressed by [his] credentials." - Chadbourne & Parke

"[His] credentials are impressive." - Drinker Biddle & Reath

"[His] qualifications are impressive." - Alston & Bird

"The Hiring Committee was impressed by [his] qualifications." - Environmental Protection Agency, OGC

"[He has] impressive credentials and a terrific focus." - Ballad Spahr

"[His] academic record and personal background are very impressive." - Katten Muchin Rosenman LLP

"[He] certainly has a lot of useful experience." - Wilmer Hale

"[He] has a very commendable resume." - Latham & Watkins, LLP

"[His] resume is most impressive." - King & Spalding

"[He has] an impressive background and we appreciate [his] interest in our firm." - Latham & Watkins, LLP

"[He] was among a group of very strong candidates with excellent credentials." - Keller and Heckman

"We were impressed by [his] credentials." - Epstein Becker Green

". . . highly qualified. . ." - Munfer Tolles & Olsen LLP

"Outstanding." - Bristol Bay Native Corporation

"[He] has a highly impressive background." - Sonnenschein Nath & Rosenthal

"[We] especially enjoyed hearing about the depth of [his] background." - Covington and Burling

"[He has] a very special background, and [is] clearly very bright and motivated." -Kaplan Kirsch & Rockwell

"Never have we seen applicants of [his] caliber." - Nuclear Regulatory Commission

"[His] education and experience are impressive" - National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, OGC/AK

"[His] credentials and experience are very impressive." - Stoel Rives, LLP

"We were impressed with [his] qualifications." - Baker & Hostetler

"[He] possess[es] excellent qualifications." - Williams & Connolly, LLP

"We were favorably impressed with [his] qualifications and background." - Buchanan Ingersoll & Rooney PC

"We enjoyed the opportunity to consider [him]." -Beveridge and Diamond

"We appreciate the time [he] took to interview with us." - Kelley Drye and Warren

"I'm sure [he] would be a valuable asset to any organization." - BGR Holding, LLC

"[He] looks like a very qualified person and I'm sure [he] would add much to any organization." - Dutko Worldwide

"[He has] a very nice resume and my guess is that [he] will find work quite quickly." - Kutak Rock

"[His] credentials are excellent." - Banner Witcoff

"It is obvious that someone with [his] qualifications will have little difficulty finding any number of challenging and rewarding opportunities." - Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld